The founders of FSW
Before there was Teddy Roosevelt, Neal Armstrong, Superman, Sir Francis Drake, and Admiral Parry there was FSW. Yes, for forty years FSW has stood the test of time as the guiding example for all men to follow. Explorers, Innovators, Forward and Backward Thinkers. These are the men who’ve founded FSW.
As their amazing exploits come to light, they will be added to the ever growing list below.
David W. – The Most Ultra Interesting Man in the World
3. He once etched a poem in marble using only the glint in his eyes.
7. He never uses the elevator call button. They always arrive just when he needs one.
15. The perfection in which he makes coffee from his espresso machine can restore a woman’s virginity.
17. On safari in Africa, his party was charged by an enraged Rhino. The Rhino stopped immediately when he saw him and apologized.
26. Nostradamus wrote about him… in detail.
28. His preferred method of arriving for dinner… sky diving.
30. It is not uncommon to find his picture in a dictionary.
31. He travels unarmed in the Amazon because he is impervious to voodoo head shrinking.
47. He was invited by the Pope to ride his Harley inside the Vatican so it could be blessed.
Mark S. – The Most Keenly Interesting Man in the World
4. He’s received so many keys to cities from around the world they occupy an entire floor of the Smithsonian
7. Why does a chicken cross the road? Because he’s on the other side.
9. He once filmed a fictional documentary so impressive it was adopted into the history books as fact.
23. The rakish tilt of his fedora has been discovered to hold the mathematical solution as to how the pyramids were built.
37. On a bet he swam up Niagara Falls.
Christopher F. – The Most Uniquely Interesting Man in the World
4. He can judge a book by its cover
9. He has been known to settle feuds… by cannon
13. At one time, he set off to find adventure, and came home within four days because it just didn’t live up his everyday existence.
16. He has stopped playing games of chance. It’s unfair to others.
23. He always keeps a flashlight handy. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because dark is afraid of him.
29. Dogs consider him their best friend
